Keisha is Calling vs. My Sleep
I hate talking phones.... Sounds stupid right, no for real, for real I do...You know those phones that you can program to say stuff when someone calls so the phone rings but it doesn't. The actual ring sounds like this,
"_______ is calling," where the phone is talking to you. Anyway, so my bad boy decides him and his boys are going to go to the strip club last night, which I don't care about cause I'll go to the strip club too, yes the one with female strippers...sh*t where do you think all of the single, straight men are? Anyway, so it's like 1am and I guess he was drunk enough and had seen enough ass that he wanted to go home...so he calls me cause he can't drive himself and his boys home. Of course, I go get him and his boys they are so drunk. He wasn't that drunk but his boys were loose! They were screaming out the windows at girls, laughing and sh*t just funny with it. I take them all back to his place where they start drinking again, I left them in the living room and went to sleep. I don't know what time it was that he got in the bed but about an hour and a half later his phone starts ringing. That didn't bother me because we aren't dating exclusively, we're just kicking it. Anyway, this is when the wrestling match of
Keisha is Calling vs. My Sleep happened!
Round 1 -
Both fighters are in their corners their coaches are talking to them and they are ready to do what they have to do and the bell goes off! Keisha comes out swinging calling around 2:30am and lets the phone ring back to back three times in a row. And Cherry's Kid wakes up, grumpy from the volume of the phone screaming "Keisha's Calling" several times in a row...Cherry's Kid tries to roll away from the punches of volume but they keep pushing her back. Round 2 -
Keisha calls again 5 minutes later letting the phone ring and calling 6 times in a row this time back to back...Cherry's Kid tries to wake up the main judge (my bad boy) who is off in LaLa Land! The judge who doesn't seem to hear anything just rolls over facing the wall. Cherry's Kid is taking the beating of her life right now, but all she can think of is that damn Keisha must really be fiending! Round 3 -
Keisha calls back again this time letting the phone ring 5 times in a row and that is it! Cherry's Kid is on her feet now, she shakes the sh*t out of the main judge to let him know that Keisha was now fighting dirty and she wasn't going to take it anymore! The main judge realizes that his fighters are no longer following regulations and things may backfire if he doesn't intervene now! Finally, the fight is over, Keisha stopped calling and Cherry's Kid can go back to sleep! F*ck, I was always told if it's 3am and you're not at the house with him almost every night then you're not the main chick. Most of the time, I'm at the house so I know or at least I assume I am the main chick she is just the sub. Anyway, this prize fighter has to go clean her sneakers and pick out her clothes for the post match press conference tomorrow bka work!!!
WHAT THE F*CK! AND ALL OTHER OBSCENITIES!!!!
I had to call my girl
Q today and ask her if I was crazy! No I am crazy but I had to ask if I was really, really, really crazy...This is what had happened (you know it's a n*gga story when it starts off with that!) About a month ago (maybe like 2 weeks, I like to repress bad memories) a guy I had been dealing with for almost 6 months decided he wanted to just let me go! I was cool with that but I was hurt! I know you're thinking yeah right because for some
reason my life looks like all a girl knows is money, cars, and guys; but that's not true. I was just with him and only him, '
the army guy' my friends referred to him as. Everything was straight, hanging out with him and his boys, dinner/breakfast with his parents, trips out of town, concerts, dinner, any and everything you can think of...plus his face time was serious.
Side Bar,
Dictionary - Face Time, verb, to partake in oral pleasure of a woman. Anyway, long story short I was his girlfriend and he was the first guy I thought of more than I thought of
Unbreakable! Scary! But out of the
blue this dude just started spazzing one day and was like "I don't want to do this anymore!" I was like what? I was confused, what do you mean you don't want to do this anymore. He was like he was just done he didn't want to do it anymore...Of course I cussed him out and then I left it alone...from there I was like f*ck it, no more of this I'm
pink and soft because of a man.
Side Bar,
Dictionary - Pink & Soft, noun, to be girlie and do things for a guy out of the kindness of your heart. I'm taking it back to freshman year of college to
high school mentality ... Treat all men like the hos they are! Yeah,
2000 mentality is back! I don't have time for this sh*t! Well the bullsh*t gets worst. So like today I was chilling with the parents farting around watching TV, cracking jokes, and drinking way before noon! I didn't hear my cell phone ring, when I got to my apartment and looked at it there was a missed call from '
the army guy', so I did the natural thing a girl would do I waited mad long before I called him back. When I did this n*gga was apologizing saying his parents were about to break up and he just wanted some time alone to deal with it so he decided to tell me that I wasn't sh*t and I wasn't right for him in order for him to get rid of me so that he can deal with that problem and now that everything was over he wanted to apologize for the way he did that and wanted to be my friend!
WTF - What The F*CK! I know, I said that too...But you know what I did the typical thing, I blacked on him (
cussed him out) and then hung up. But I thought about it and called back like 2 hours later and let him know that he really hurt me and that I can't be his friend, because it won't work how do I know he won't be disloyal again. I did tell him I was sorry about his family situation and I hope everything is straight now but I can't be his friend because if he was my friend first he would have realized that the way he ended it was unfair and hurtful.
Side Bar,
why when dudes can't deal with things they just cut everyone off? If you're going to do that just let a girl know that you need some time to yourself and you'll get back at her when everything is straight and you'll explain the rest later. A REAL WOMAN can take that explanation more than, I'm done with you just because! Anyway, long story short...like Mariah says,
I got to shake it off! Right now I'm back on the grind, no more
Pink & Soft Cherry's Kid! The Kid Is Back! And in the words of
36 Mafia,
I gotta stay Fly, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i...Till I die, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie!!!!!!!
Why do good girls like bad guys?
Why do good girls like bad guys? That is the one question I have been dealing with my whole life, I don't want you unless you got 2 kids, 3 babymommas, 6 tattoos, 1 gun shot wound, and are at least awaiting on a trial...And that's the gist of it! If your life is not more exciting than mine then I don't want you, I don't want any part of you...I'll even take a celebrity or some type of famous person...I've had my share of
actors,
pro-team players,
rappers, and
other sorts.
NOW DON'T GET IT TWISTED I AM NOT SUPERHEAD!!! Meaning, I am not that alleged (
must say alleged for legal purposes) video vixen who has alleged (once again for legal purposes) to have been with a lot of people....when I say my share keep in mind the average girl doesn't get these chances, so I mean like one of each, so I've dated one type,
four in total!!! Anyway, why? I am essentially a good girl, I don't do drugs, go to work, never late, never call out, go to school, pay for everything out of pocket, don't lie, don't cheat, don't steal so why do I want someone who does everything backwards than I do? Because my life is boring...not really but it is... Okay so think about it...Although I got out with my homies, pop bottles (thanks JC) and sh*t...cut long club lines, wear the hottest sh*t, get flown around the world by pro-athletes doesn't mean that my life is completely boring it just means I don't see everything they see and I want to see and know it all! Period, and that is why my life is boring... The last guy I dated for real moved heavy weight...he is something serious he has a whole county on lock...that n*gga is a REAL TRAP STAR...and all of the clothes, shoes, and & etc that I got to partake in during that time was great...I'm bored now...because I'm not being spoiled by the money....That's why good girls like bad guys...because bad guys give good girls the things they are too afraid to ask a good guy for! Something new everyday, nothing is ever predictable! But can a good girl marry a bad guy? Maybe, I'm not sure...I'll have to find the answer to that...but I already know a woman can't change a man! And therefore, good girls will always want bad guys! Ps. I cooked dinner for my bad guy tonight...went great...watched the game on tv, ate & drank then I went home after we rode around in the new Infiniti G35 my mom brought!!! It was good and that's my bad guy...not really he just has a kid! Goodnight!
Understanding Sex....
So I decided to start this blog because sometimes I feel like my thoughts will just drive me crazy so in order to get them out let me! I don't understand sex, never have never will. Here is where it gets confusing, so you break up with someone and then they come back into your life, after they come back into your life they want to have sex again! And I mean immediately as if you taking me on that make-up date is suppose to grant you the right to sex with me? That happened this Friday and I fell victim to it but I my thoughts have brought me to this confusing situation only because on Saturday night the plot thickens. Confusing right? I know! What's even more confusing is when you are really feeling someone and they want to have sex with you but you're just not ready, so this is what had happened. I had as chance to hang out with a guy I have always adored. He was my special friend in college, I felt like I had some type of special connection with him, sometimes things would happen and he would just look at me and I knew exactly what he was thinking. We would sit in his dorm room and talk about the future (rarely about the past) and just map things out about how we wanted our lives to run and he was intelligent. Still is, and that's one of the most sexiest things about him, he's so intelligent. And the man's morals are crazy, what is the most sexiest thing about him is that his will power to make the things he wants in life come true is so strong, he is driven! From that I wanted to be his girlfriend the bad part was that he was just getting out of a relationship and so I respected that I did tell him my feelings but I respected it. After a while, I got tired of just being around for him (very selfish of me I know) but at the time I was really only 19 going on 20....Long story short he's in the Tri-state area now and I have the chance, I do but I'm afraid to take it. Not because I'm afraid of the situation but I'm afraid that I will fall in love and he won't be there whole-heartedly and once again I will make a selfish move to stop speaking to him to make him realize that he needs me, it will back fire and I'll be thinking of the things I messed up. Is that stupid? It sounds stupid as hell now that I have written it out. The most intraspective part of it all is that I value his friendship way more than anything else and I really think I don't want to f*ck that up! But the devil in me reminds me that the sex is great!!! smile! Understanding sex is a b*tch!
