Monday, August 25, 2008

This Weekend Oh Gosh!!!

Oh my gosh so many things have happened over the weekend!!!! On Friday I met Mo...I know my cousin is shitting his draws now!!!! LOL!!!! Mo said that Jarrod felt like she was getting to close to his life he is so silly!!! Crazy Boy!!!

Friday night was 2 of my friends birthday parties...had a really great time even though they were fucking 3 hours late for their first party that I threw them but the after party we had mad fun at!!! It was like an impromptu high school reunion which turned out really great! I went on a date during the week with a guy I went to high school with but barely remembered we had a great time and he came to the birthday party with his boys and his cousin and we had a great time getting cozy in the VIP section with his grey goose bottle and no pun intended!!!

My bank account is no longer empty cause I got paid but its back down to $200 after I paid all my bills and went out this weekend ... such a damn shame!!!!

Then Saturday was my Grandmother's [Nana to you!] bbq at her house. Everything was going great nice and smooth until my mother got drunk and started talking shit to me. And instead of me being the bigger person I got sucked into it and we ended up in this big ass, dramatic, drag down fight in the middle of the f*cking street! Yes in the middle of the damn street!!!! Straight up in the middle of the street!!!! All types of fuck you, muthafucka, and bitch words were being thrown around!!! She was inconsiderate and it is what it is....so now we're not talking but we live in the same house.

Sunday we continued with the non-verbal communication between my mother and I....and miraculously I had to find my keys in the garbage outside of the house inside of the garbage bag...that made me so late for the club...which was becoming harder and harder to go to because the big pay off was not happening. In the end I told my employer that I could no longer do the clubs and promoting so I officially pulled out of that and now I've lost a friend or at least someone I thought was a friend because I got the silence!!! And on top of all of that I'm hungry now...and it's gloomy then sunny outside!

Have a nice Monday Everyone!!!

Oh ps. I get to meet Eb the Celeb on Wednesday...I'm so excited can't wait!!!!!!

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Saturday, March 01, 2008

I'm not stalking you...I'm just calling you everday!!!

That's what I feel like she is saying to me...okay let me start from the beginning....

Almost 10 years ago I met a guy who was cute and nice but was involved in some drama, some real he say she say shit. Basically some chick in high school was claiming to be his girlfriend when in actuality she wasn't. He liked me, I liked him but I wasn't interested in the drama so I never answered his calls or called him. We lost contact...we got on with our lives and we met again a couple of months ago. We went on some dates...we hit it off...we had fun...he hit it...i hit it...shit we had fun!!!! Long story short he left the country for business until July.

This is where the drama starts. On Monday at 5:30am some woman began calling my phone. I thought it was him. Like I said, he's out of the country so I wasn't sure if he knew the time here. I answered the phone and said his name..., "hey ---- do you know what time it is here baby? are you calling me cause you miss sleeping in the bed with me? i miss sleeping with you but you know my bed is more comfortable than ours". Then the phone hung...then the calls came in 6x in a row until 6am...then they stopped...then they started again at 8am...then 7x in a row...then stopped then started again at 11am....and at 2pm...and at 5:30pm, 6:30pm, 7:30pm....and so on!!!!! It's been like that since Monday! And she's not saying shit....she just coughs or presses buttons and that's because I started answering the phone and just putting it down and letting her chill on the line...I don't give a f*ck...I don't pay that cell phone bill anyway!!!!! At first I was completely going out of my mind but now that I've figured out who it is it's just funny!!!

It's the other one...like I said before when you're single you're allowed to date more than one person. But here's the thing, I'm not sure she understands the meaning of single. And even if he was her boyfriend why is she bringing this damn drama to me. She acts like he told me they were in a relationship....here's where the lesson begins. Women, we can not get mad at the other woman! I REPEAT....WE CAN NOT GET MAD AT THE OTHER WOMAN!!!! You don't know what the f*ck he told her!!!! Like I said this guy is great, wonderful, perfect, I'm not ready to be in a relationship now however if that is her man...shouldn't she be stalking him!!!!! Shouldn't she be mad at him? Why the f*ck is she calling me? And what does all this damn calling accomplish cause the m*thaf*cker is still in a different country until July! Shit, here's a piece of advice....start stalking me again in July when his ass is actually in the United States! Be smart about the shit!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!! I'm straight laughing at you now!

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