Thursday, April 10, 2008

Ebola, Rashes, Missing Gums

My friends all know that I'm the sickest person alive...I don't mean dope!!! I mean I'm the sickest person alive! I'm always SICK!!!

The first time I knew that I was sickly was when I was in college and I got a nasal infection because my roommate refused to turn off the air conditioner. Then there was the food poisoning from the cafeteria. Then the continuous allergies. Then there was the fractured shoulder. Then there was the fractured finger. Then when I first moved back home there was the time that I had the flu, strepe throat, and bronchitis. Yes, to where I was hospitalized, ended up with a deviated septum, holes in my gums, and a constant asthma pump I have to carry. Ended up having to take steroids to get my gums back right. Then there was the constant throat infections and ear infections. Then the athlete's foot from the pedicure spot. Then there was the psoriasis roseasha (did I spell that right?) which started off looking like ring worm but was in fact a rash from stress that I now have to monitor regularly so it never comes back, basically keeping my stress levels low. Then there was the multiple bladder infections. Then the kidney infection.

And finally, yesterday morning I went to work and my coworker said ill what's that on your neck? I replied, is it a hickey? Coworker said, no bitch...it's some indiscriminate rash!!!! That's right now I have some random ass rash on covering my entire neck...and it might not be a rash, cause it doesn't itch, it's not spreading so now I just have all these rash like bumps all over my neck!!!! WTF now! So I'm going to the dr. to find out if I'm okay. Every time I go to the doctor, I have to say don't judge me but I got something else. My doctor cracks up, but really does he think I'm dirty cause I'm always sick? I don't know how I get all of these things...my immune system is just weak as hell!!!! This is my life, I work, play, school, party, work, get sick then repeat! It's so bad that several of my friends from college call me Ebola Girl!!! Someone help me!!!

My job has new policy that they have to know why you are calling out sick. If you provide a dr. note you have to have on it why you are out sick and how long you will be. If you call then you have to tell why you are calling out. I was so mad when they said this...that is a violation of my personal health rights. And trust me I argued it in the office meeting and it didn't seem to go anywhere. So I decided that I would make them regret trying to come up with that particular policy. Well, when I noticed the rash I immediately called the dr. got the appt. and called my supervisor.

My Supervisor yes Cherry's Kid.

Me I have to go to the dr. in the morning so I need a half of day.

My Supervisor why?

Me I have a rash....do you want to know where?

My Supervisor um no, just fill out the paperwork

Me you sure cause I could come show you too!!!

My Supervisor no, I'm good. Just fill out the paperwork.

So I'm going to the dr. now...inform you guys of what Ebola virus I have now!!!!

28 Comments:

At 1:33 AM , Blogger who? said...

oh wow... just wow... Ebola?

but that's crazy, though... hopefully you can strengthen that immune system up... sickly is not sexy... eww to you... lol sike naw... but seriously, I hope you're all good

 
At 1:53 AM , Blogger cherry's kid said...

Ok...Canon, I don't have Ebola and it's not a rash...I had an allergic reaction but we don't know to what...got some cream and we'll be all good by Monday!

 
At 8:39 PM , Blogger Jameil said...

lmao! you sound like stace. she always has some exotic disease. muy exotic like CONSUMPTION. no lie. who gets that??? and malaria... again what??? crazy. lmao @ i could show you my rash. oh that is HILARITY!! you know you can file a complaint w/the feds b/c that's absolutely a violation of your privacy.

 
At 8:39 AM , Blogger cherry's kid said...

Jameil - I figured I'd just keep messing with them cause I'm always sick with stuff like malaria...LOL...so the more I keep telling them what I have the more they will just change their policies but if they don't stop by the end of summer then I'll look into that but for now I like torturing them!!!

 
At 8:44 AM , Blogger Rashan Jamal said...

Dang, that's a lot of maladies. I remember when I was managing I never wanted to know why people were out sick, but they just loved to tell me every little detail. Especially the female problems. I think they liked watching me squirm. LOL

 
At 7:26 PM , Blogger JayBee said...

i hope you feel better soon. i would have been really uncomfortable with you offering to give me a guided tour of the various space and places that your rash had shown up.

 
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